That's the thing about open doors...

Sarah Palin appears to be desperately trying to regain her face and image after GOP scapegoating and a national refusal to buy what she's selling. The Times has this great follow up regarding to which degrees she is succeeding (and mainly failing) to do so but it ends on a great, hokey and Palinesque note:

“And if there is an open door in ’12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I’ll plow through that door.”

I'm going to love watching her go down in flames a second time but it's a little sad that she seems to be missing out on one key element of open vs. closed doors here - if the door is open Sarah, it's already open, you can just walk in, if you need to plow through, perhaps you should reconsider the door's open-ness! 

Oh, and I hate you.